I have a lot to share from an amazing experience, (truly one for the ages), but I'm still trying to rehydrate and rejuvenate so I'll be back later this week with more.
I started this list on Friday, after having my retinas and eardrums burned on more than one occasion and writing it all down somehow removed it from my brain instant replay.
- Porta-potty desecration. Seriously, some of those folks should be ashamed leaving an already foul environment in the state that I found a few of those plastic boxes of hell.
- Barefoot girls and boys, walking into a porta potty. I can't stand the thought of that.
- A girl walking barefoot into the porta potty with her bed blanket early in the morning, realizing it was dragging on the porta potty floor and wrapping it tighter as she went in. I can't even think about the truth that she was probably going back to bed.
- Panties and/or briefs, tightie whities or a thong, are not bottoms. You don't look cool or edgy, you look like you forgot something when you got dressed.
- Heard at 10:15am: "I woke up so drunk, I had to go back to sleep. Then I woke up again and I was so hung-over. Thank you for bringing me those two beers, I feel so much better."
- Because the lines for the showers were long and the showers closed at 2pm, many people had those water/shower packs you can hang on your car. We were lucky enough to have a guy post his in front of our camp and then proceed to wash his junk and bum in front of us, with trunks on, but trust me when I tell you he might as well have been naked. And not good naked.
- One red cup with Crown Royal and one red cup with coke, no ice. Passed back and forth while a gaggle of girls waited in the line for a morning shower.
- Laying bath towels on the ground where thousands of people have walked, while waiting for the showers to open.
- High waisted pants and a cropped flannel shirt on a dude.
- Dude to his friends, "I can tell it's super cold tonight because my nipples are rock hard...look at them", he said with a flick.
