list no. 19 :: wee girl

If you know me, you know that I have one of the world's smallest bladders, which means I have to go. A lot. 

I've been known to dehydrate myself on road trips because even I can't stand how frequently I have to stop. And I'm not one of those girls that won't go anywhere but a proper restroom. I've perfected what we used to call, 'bushing it', and this was back in the day without a weenis.

Nowadays, if one is caught going outdoors, one can be arrested with serious consequences. Apparently such behavior is considered indecent exposure and a felony. (well fuck.)

Here's my top 5, go-to places to go, (beyond a gas station which doesn't always have one), pretty much anywhere:

1. Starbucks. Obvi, but still worth mentioning.
2. Bookstores. 
3. Emergency rooms. Yes, you might pay for parking if you're not in a major city, but there's always a bathroom and clean too.
4. Whole Foods.
5. Parks and beaches. Not always clean, but almost always open during daylight hours.