list no. 20 :: on my mind

1. I dislike the people we bought our house from because of their duplicity.
2. "Sometimes the dryer stops when there are too many towels and you might have to restart it..." is not the perfect, like new, dryer they listed in the house.
3. They wanted to take their washer and dryer, but we ended up with their bunk ass shit and they have something new. I'd bet  it's not the same model.
4. Same with the back door.
5. It has major lock issues. As in I get locked out all the fucking time.
6. M doesn't. Of course.
7. And the burned out locksmith that jerry-rigged some bullshit excuse for a repair, is on M's call list.
8. You might be thinking, just get a new handle and lock. 
9. Trust me, we would. But the former owners also seemed to enjoy spending wasting money on fancy things that really are crap, this door and handle are made TOGETHER.
10. Why anyone would buy a door with a built-in handle is an idiot.
11. And the hood over the cooktop stove beyond being so fugly you wonder what era we're in, is also mounted too low so we all have clocked ourselves in and on the head/face too many times.
12. The custom window coverings on the french doors in our bedroom do not completely cover the windows so the two bright street lights on our end of the street burn into our room at night.
13. I am excited about the black out curtains and beautiful linen sheers that will replace those bad idea roman shades, even if I feel a bit guilty because they weren't cheap.
14. Glad it wasn't my money.
15. These are fancy girl problems and I know that if this is all that I've got to worry about I've got it good. 
16. Still.